Thursday, November 06, 2008
THE PEOPLE HAVE CHOSEN BARAK OBAMA TO LEAD THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Is the Skinny White Guy bitter? HELL NO!
He would however, cling to his religion and guns if he had any
Representative Rahm Emanuel (D-IL) has been tapped as President-elect Obama’s Chief of Staff. Representative Emanuel will lead the transition team and take the lead in selecting the members of the Obama Administration. You helped select the new president. Here is your chance to help choose the best and brightest for the new administration. In the spirit of unity and government by the people, SWG has prepared a list of outstanding Americans to run the government for the next four years. Pick your recommendations and contact the transition team TODAY!CANDIDATES FOR SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
MICHAEL MOORE
MICHAEL MOORE
Has had more to say about U.S. military policy during the Bush Administration than anyone in the Pentagon. Nobody knows more about running a war than him. Imagine him reviewing the troops in formation... What a picture!
AL FRANKEN
AL FRANKEN
Knows more than a few thing about defense. He even tackled a heckler at an Obama rally. Often described as the "Donald Rumsfeld of the Left," he would bring candor and a refreshing dose of new profanities to the Pentagon.
TIM ROBBINS
TIM ROBBINS
When a__holes at his election precinct informed him that he wasn't registered to vote, he took them on. The NYPD helped remove him from the building. Just the kind of backbone we need in civilian leadership at the Pentagon.
FOR SECRETARY OF STATE
Cindy Sheehan has rubbed elbows with more dictators than even Jimmy Carter. Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro... Can you say NO PRECONDITIONS?
REVEREND JEREMIAH WRIGHT
Jeremiah Wright brings 30 years of blaming America to the job. Even France would be pleased with his appointment as Secretary of State.
FOR SECRETARY OF EDUCATION
Cindy Sheehan has rubbed elbows with more dictators than even Jimmy Carter. Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro... Can you say NO PRECONDITIONS?
REVEREND JEREMIAH WRIGHT
Jeremiah Wright brings 30 years of blaming America to the job. Even France would be pleased with his appointment as Secretary of State.
FOR SECRETARY OF EDUCATION
JESSE JACKSON
He wasn't really going to cut anybody's n_ts off. Reading is the key to education our children. Why not stay the course on Laura Bush's reading program? Imagine a nation of children reading like this.
He wasn't really going to cut anybody's n_ts off. Reading is the key to education our children. Why not stay the course on Laura Bush's reading program? Imagine a nation of children reading like this.
Reading is also very important to Rosie, but so is bullying. No one is better equipped to deal with bulling in schools... she would be a great role model for future bullies. Just ask the cast and crew of THE VIEW.
FOR SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY
FOR SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY
BARBARA STREISAND
She understands the Nation's economic struggle. Do you remember her singing Second Hand Rose as Fanny Brice?
WHOOPI GOLDBERG
WHOOPI GOLDBERG
It's a lack of confidence in America's future that is driving the economy. We need someone with a clear vision. When John McCain appeared on the VIEW she asked: "Should I Be Worried About Being a Slave Again?"
She doesn't look that old.
FOR ATTORNEY GENERAL
Both candidates have extensive experience with the justice system
FOR ATTORNEY GENERAL
Both candidates have extensive experience with the justice system
AL SHARPTON
Played a pivotal role in the famous Tawana Brawley case and has been arrested numerous times. He's also a sharp dresser.
BILL AYERS
BILL AYERS
Is proof that we need strong leadership at the Justice Department. Few American's have his in-depth knowledge of domestic terrorism or utter contempt for America and all it stands for.
FOR SECRETARY OF VETERAN'S AFFAIRS
JOY BEHAR
Has extensive experience bashing the military on THE VIEW and would bring her vast knowledge and wonderful interpersonal skills to the job.
GAVIN NEWSOME
GAVIN NEWSOME
Kicked military recruiters out of San Francisco, booted ROTC programs from the schools and has perhaps the most anti-military views of any mayor in America. Want to cut the cost of veteran's programs? Give him the job and he'll eliminate them.
AMBASSADOR TO THE UNITED NATIONS
WARD CHURCHILL
Would bring a solid record of hating America to the U.N., so he'd fit right in. He wrote the 911 attacks were a "Natural and inevitable response to U.S. policies." The French would like his berets too.
LOIS FARRAKHAN
Brings a sense of fashion and his own security detail to the job. It might take the "blue eyed devils" and "bloodsuckers" a while to warm up, but his speeches would be more interesting than we're accustomed to.
WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY
Keith Olbermann proved himself to be a good soldier during the campaign. Sure he acts like he has rabies or something on air, but doesn't he deserve to be rewarded?
CHRIS MATHEWS
Maybe Olbermann acts like he has rabies, but Chris Mathews acts like he has the rage virus. If he doesn't get the job as Press Secretary, maybe he can star in the upcoming film about zombies with the rage virus invading Washington.
WRITE THE TRANSITION TEAM TODAY. IF YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE SOLUTION, THEN YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM.
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