Skinny White Guy

When the Secretary of State needed a diplomat to visit Japan with a trade delegation she sent the Skinny White Guy. (naturally)


The Prime Minister said “Tell the Democlats and Lepubricans I wish them a sucessful erection in the fall.”

“Arigato gozaimasu, Mr. Prime Minister,” the Skinny White Guy said. “I will deliver your message."

“It is avery important erection,” the Prime Minister said.

“Yes, very important,” the Skinny White Guy said in his best Diplomatic Corps voice.


Back in Washington at a formal dinner at the Royal Netherlands Embassy

"I understand the Prime Minister asked you to deliver a message," she said.

"Dance closer Senator," the Skinny White Guy said.

When Edvard Munch's impressionistic masterpiece THE SCREAM was stolen by armed thieves in a brazen daylight heist, the art world was stunned.












The Skinny White Guy went undercover with an investigator from Interpol. Posing as jet-setting art collectors from Zürich, they tracked the thieves across Europe, conducting surveillance while lounging on the white sand of the French Riviera, sipping the finest Scotch at the craps tables in Monte Carlo and relaxing in a luxury villa on the coast of Gibraltar. They apprehended the thieves and recovered the paintings.