Thursday, November 16, 2006

 
WASHINGTON
The President prepared for his trip to Asia by calling all the important people together. "Skinny, I need an advance man," he told the Skinny White Guy. "Ask Boris if I can stop by his dacha and have some of that great Yak barbecue he made on my last trip. Did you know that when Russians say that they use the WHOLE YAK, they mean it? Yes sir."

"I think I'm going to be sick," whispered the Secretary of State.








MOSCOW
The Skinny White Guy visited with President Putin and even got the recipe.










Then he rejoined the party and helped with diplomatic efforts.










MEANWHILE IN WASHINGTON

The Dems were solidifying their grip on the Congress, preparing for a new day in Washington, when high ethical standards and "Government for the People" are the priorities in the Capital.






The new Speaker was appearing at a news conference with her choice for Majority Leader, when he inadvertently dropped several wads of greenbacks "This money?" he asked. "My Mommy always said to carry a few bucks with me," he told reporters. "In case you need to ride the bus."




MEANWHILE IN
MUNICH
Bubba was awarded the coveted German 'Bambi Award' for his work for the survivors of the 2004 tsunami. The award was founded by German publisher Hubert Burda. Bubba was escorted by Burda's wife Maria Furtwaengler, a German actress.
"You must be Bambi," Bubba said. "Want to see my hunting license?"


When he heard that a new book and television program called IF I DID IT, were about to be released, he got an idea.


WHAT IF I DID IT?
by Bubba
Scene #1
When Denise Rich presented him the saxophone...
"This is a wind instrument Denise," he said.
"It's all in how you blow. I could give you lessons."










Scene #2
"Anyone find that pen I dropped under the desk?"




LATER ON OPRAH'S BOOK CLUB
"What do you think?" she asked the Skinny White Guy.
"Magnificent prose," he said.







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