Skinny White Guy

The public face of the investigation surfaced during a hastily called press conference.

"I'm sending the Skinny White Guy to Chicago to assist the U.S. Attorney for the Northern District of Illinois with a serious investigation," the Attorney General said. Then he left the podium and finished his last minute Christmas shopping.








The SWG took the first flight to O'Hare International and met with Patrick Fitzgerald.

"How about them Bears beating the Packers in O.T? I almost had a heart attack when they blocked the field goal."

Then he got serious. "He's trying to sell Senator Obama's seat to the highest bidder."























"We have the goods on Blago," he said. "We Have proof. He even gave a press conference and bragged about it. We caught it all with a wire."









"What sort of man tries to sell a senator's recliner on Craig's List? Where will Mr. Obama sit to watch TV? Blago is no football fan. He doesn't understand. He's a menace and must be stopped."
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