Monday, September 25, 2006
NEW YORKWhen they asked him to come to New York to be on the show, his agent told the Skinny White Guy that this was one job he couldn't pass up.
"Just think of the chicks," he said rubbing his stubby hands together.
"Okay Captain," the Skinny White Guy said. "But is there anything special I have to remember?"
"Just follow your instincts," he said.
He hit it off with the the star (naturally) and they enjoyed their time together.
"Just follow your instincts," he said.
He hit it off with the the star (naturally) and they enjoyed their time together.
"I feel a special attraction to you," she said. "There has never been an actor on the show that's as skinny or white as you. And then there is your bald spot."
When he made sure that the other co-star got into her apartment safely he got a big surprise.
It was a set-up, ambush journalism, he was caught on film by Bernard Macaca. What's in store for the Skinny White Guy?
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