Thursday, January 11, 2007
THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARDS
Where real Americans get to pick their favorites.
Jen asked the Skinny White Guy to escort her to the event.
Where real Americans get to pick their favorites.
Jen asked the Skinny White Guy to escort her to the event.
No one was surprised when she was named Favorite Female Star of 2006.
When the winner of BEST BLOG was announced there were gasps in the audience.
When the Skinny White Guy walked across the stage to accept the award he tripped on the carpet. Halle Barry helped break his fall. "My that's firm," he said.
MEANWHILE IN WASHINGTON
When the Junior Senator from New York heard that the Junior Senator from Illinois was vacationing in Hawaii, she called her old friend Shinzo Abe, the Prime Minister of Japan and asked for a favor. "Yes Hirary," he said. "I have just what you need. The secret weapon of the Imperial Japanese Navy."
Within hours, Godzilla emerged from the surf off Maui carrying a box of Tricuits and a bottle of Tabasco... "Ohhh, he's not too fat, not too thin," the monster growled. "He's just right." Panicky vacationers cleared the beach leaving only the Junior Senator from Illinois to face the monster.
Within hours, Godzilla emerged from the surf off Maui carrying a box of Tricuits and a bottle of Tabasco... "Ohhh, he's not too fat, not too thin," the monster growled. "He's just right." Panicky vacationers cleared the beach leaving only the Junior Senator from Illinois to face the monster.
BACK IN THE STATES
Jen and the Skinny White Guy panned for the cameras.
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