Tuesday, February 06, 2007
WASHINGTON
The request came right from the top. "Skinny, the Commissioner has requested our assistance. Between security issues, and the desire to have the best officiating crew on the field, you have been detailed to the NFL to act as an official at the Superbowl."
The Skinny White Guy caught the next flight to Miami and gave a press briefing at South Beach.
Then he donned a Zebra suit and spent Superbowl XLI on the field (that's number 41 for you non-Romans)
Then he donned a Zebra suit and spent Superbowl XLI on the field (that's number 41 for you non-Romans)
It was a great game, even if the rain caused the Skinny White Guy's cotton underwear to shrink.
MEANWHILE
The 2008 race to the Whitehouse was in full swing. The Junior Senator from New York was visiting Iowa, acting like she cared about farmers...
What she was really thinking about was the Oval Office...
The Senator from Delaware was doing his Lawrence Welk imitation...
Suddenly, the Oval Office looked like a long shot...
And the Senator from Massachusetts was trying to cash in on the Superbowl hoopla...
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