Tuesday, December 19, 2006
LANGLEYThe Skinny White Guy was enjoying the annual Christmas party put on every year by the Clandestine Branch of the CIA.
Disguise is second nature to the agents and they enjoy letting their hair down.
It was also a time for gift giving and renewing old friendships...
and for bringing the tidings of the season.
Then the encrypted telephone rang. (the ring-tone from the the OUR MAN FLINT movie)
"Skinny, things are getting wild in the Middle East," the Big W said. "How about making a quick trip to Jersulem and asking Ehud to tone it down? And while you're at it, could you drop off our Christmas presents to the Prime Minister? We were a little bit late packing them... with the holidays and all."
The Skinny White Guy met with the Prime Minister and delivered the President's best wishes for the holidays.
Always the good diplomat, he seized the opportunity to advance the interests of the United States by engaging the residents of a friendly nation. And if the nuns taught him one thing in school, it was to have a good time. He joined the Chanuka celebration demonstrating the modified Texas two-step made famous at barbecues in Crawford.
skinny.white.guy@hotmail.com
The Skinny White Guy met with the Prime Minister and delivered the President's best wishes for the holidays.
Always the good diplomat, he seized the opportunity to advance the interests of the United States by engaging the residents of a friendly nation. And if the nuns taught him one thing in school, it was to have a good time. He joined the Chanuka celebration demonstrating the modified Texas two-step made famous at barbecues in Crawford.
skinny.white.guy@hotmail.com
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