Monday, September 04, 2006

 
London

During a respite from their intense diplomatic efforts, the Skinny White Guy and the Prime Minister discussed his plans for the future.

"In America, washed-up actors and rich people with nothing else to do become politicians," the Skinny White Guy said. "Maybe you should try the opposite. You'd look great on the silver screen. And think of the chicks."

"Indeed," the Prime Minister said. But I have something else in mind.



Back in the U.S. at California Speedway

The Skinny White Guy found himself on Tony "Buster" Blair's pit crew. "Well done lads! Brill! Simply cracking!" Buster called out to the crew during his last pit stop.

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