Sunday, December 16, 2007
NEW YORK
CNN called the Skinny White Guy in a panic. "Larry's got the vapors and can't do the show," the producer said.
"He's always got the vapors," SWG replied between sips on a cold, frosty Budweiser.
"This is worse," she said. "No one will go into the studio with him." The Skinny White Guy was on the next flight.
"Who is my guest?" he asked the producer.
"We askedd Bubba to come in and pitch his new book, GIVING," she said.
"You know Skinny," Bubba said. "Making people happy has been the most important thing in my life. That's what my book GIVING is all about."
"Who is my guest?" he asked the producer.
"We askedd Bubba to come in and pitch his new book, GIVING," she said.
"You know Skinny," Bubba said. "Making people happy has been the most important thing in my life. That's what my book GIVING is all about."
"Fascinating Mr. President, please explain," SWG said in his best Larry King softball style.
"As President, I got a lot of chances to meet people. Whenever I got the chance, I'd give it to them."
"Now that I'm helping Hillary with her campaign, I sometimes get the chance to meet celebrities."
"Did you give it to her?" SWG asked.
"We're in negotiations," Bubba said.
"I'm also working with members of the music community to help lower our carbon footprints,"
he said. "Did you know that you can lower the thermostat five degrees just by using creative sleeping arrangements?"
"Don't tell me Mr. President," SWG said.
"That stuff about one sheet of TP is nonsense," Bubba chuckled. "I'm talking rolls."
"I'm also a big fan of cooking shows. Did you know that I'm quite the chef?"
"Don't ell me that you tried to give it to her." SWG said.
"It's in the book Skinny," Bubba said. "I'm just trying to share the love."
"I'm also working to help those who have had legal troubles get back into society," he said. "You know, Christmas is the time for giving."
"I thought that Christmas was politically incorrect, Mr. President," SWG said.
"Sounds like a good reason to keep the holiday wouldn't you say?" Bubba asked. "I'm going to give copies of my book to many of our friends for the holidays."
"Giving it (THE BOOK THAT IS) to any men ?" SWG asked.
"I don't want to give them ideas," Bubba said.
After the show Bubba showed the SWG a photo of his his portrait. "Think the srtist got my expression right Skinny?" he asked. "I was trying to look regal."
"Yes sir," the Skinny White Guy said. "The artist captured your essence."
After the show Bubba showed the SWG a photo of his his portrait. "Think the srtist got my expression right Skinny?" he asked. "I was trying to look regal."
"Yes sir," the Skinny White Guy said. "The artist captured your essence."
THE NEXT DAY
Bubba led a CNN film crew on a tour of the Clinton Library.
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