Thursday, November 02, 2006
BOB BARKER ANNOUNCES HIS RETIREMENTThe Skinny White filled in when Bob stayed home with pets that were recovering from being spayed or neutered.
Everyone loved him. But questions persisted...
"What kind of entertainment experience do you have?" producers asked during an interview.
"I was in the music business during the Sixties," he said. "I had a lot of fun with some fine lads."
"Things went well at first," he said. "But then we had a falling out."
"What happened?" the producers asked.
"I got tired of wearing those goofy cardigan jackets," the Skinny White Guy said. "I showed up for a concert dressed in a tuxedo. John said I looked like Ricky Ricardo. It wasn't pretty making him cry just before a show. I left the band and stopped giving them lyrics for their songs."
The producers reviewed tapes of the Skinny White Guy filling in on the show.
"Why didn't we hire him a long time ago?" they asked each other.
Will the Skinny White Guy give up life in the fast lane? Will he leave the world of intrigue and romance and settle in to a life of Hollywood game show host? YOUR COMMENTS WILL HELP HIM MAKE HIS DECISION.
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