Tuesday, September 26, 2006

 


NEW YORK
When he escorted an old friend to see the Two Tenors, she was very excited. "I love tenors," she said. "They are both very white, but I wish they were skinny and losing their hair like you."




When they heard that he was in the audience, they called the Third Tenor up on stage. "Ottimo! Bravo!" They both shouted with the audience.






It was too much for her. The Skinny White Guy knew what was in store on the way back to the hotel in the limosine. Pure, unbridled passion.




"Come sei bella," he said as they got in the limosine. (How beautiful you are)

"Cara mia," she whispered. "Ti voglio bene."

It's not always easy being skinny, white and losing your hair. You have to play the hand that life deals.


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