Saturday, November 25, 2006

 

IT'S SKINNY WHITE PEOPLE'S
MONTH
And Jay welcomed Ann Coulter and the Skinny White Guy to the show. She made the cover of TIME MAGAZINE'S Skinny White People in the News issue.








The animal magnetism was immediate. Who says only opposites attract?












After the show, they went out on the town, and ended up in an upscale comedy club.


THEN THE HECKLING STARTED...







"Hey John, I hear it got embarrassing during your campaign when you were handed a $10 million dollar check at a fundraiser-- and you said I DO," she shouted.
It got silent and the comedian faltered...
"You accuse George Bush of catering to the rich," she yelled. "You just marry them."

THEN THE COMEDIAN LOST IT
"Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down..." he shouted. "Throw her out... she's skinny... she's skinny."
"He's a physique-ist!" people in the audience began to whisper.







THEN THE MANAGER STEPPED IN
"I want you and your skinny friend to get out of here," he shouted.
"Whoa! I'm scared," she said. "Hey, I heard you made a statement the other day and accused President Bush of repeatedly breaking the law. You issued the statement into a microphone at Taco Bell."







LATER
"Are you always this full of energy?" he asked after they had been thrown out.
"As Popeye says, I yam what I yam," she said taking his hand.
"Those two are both rabid physique-ists. They hate skinny people."
"The Senator isn't exactly stocky," he said.
"Sometimes, those are the worst kind," she said.
"Look who is talking?" he said. "He's a dead ringer for Herman Munster."
"Let's go back to my place," she said squeezing his hand. "We can get liberal with each other behind closed doors."






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