Friday, September 01, 2006
THE THIRTEENTH MAN ON THE FIELD.After Clinton Portis was injured, the coach made a decision. "Skinny White Guy, I can't take the chance of you being injured. The team needs you. You're the thirteenth man on the field." The Skinny White Guy was disappointed, but he didn't complain. For you fair weather fans, 1982 was the last time Joe Gibbs was 0-4 in the preseason. Oh yeah, he won the Super Bowl that year.
People ask "Skinny White Guy, why did you skip the Music Video Awards?"
You can't be two places at once. My team needed me. And once you've achieved perfection, maybe it's time to try something else. She said "Skinny White Guy, you're sooo skinny, and sooo white, and you're losing your hair. Simply irresistible!"
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