Skinny White Guy

NBC's David Gregory and CNNs George Macacca grilled Gore regarding his Presidential aspirations.














Meanwhile... the candidates announced their candidacy at carefully scripted photo ops. The Junior Senator from New York announced at her website, then held a rally-- all the while keeping tabs on Bubba who was helping college volunteers stuff envelopes with campaign literature...










The former Governor of Massachusettes announced at a press conference where he highlighted his differences with other potential candidates.









The Junior Senator from Illinois made his announcement at a press conference, then appeared on late night TV. He had a few shots of cogniac, before cutting loose and telling a few raucus jokes.












The Senator from Arizona had a few beers with Dave before announcing his candidacy... then excused himself to take a restroom break.










The Senator from Delaware made his announcement at a manufacturing facility, declaring that although the other candidates were articulate and "fresh", he, like the perpetually fresh Twinkee never becomes stale. When Al Gore heard of the gaff, he is reported to have sighed and made faces.










Then the bombshell hit. Larry King began his program with: "He's Skinny, he's white, he's losing his hair... Is he a presidential candidate?"

"I will make an announcement in the near future," he said between swigs of Bud.









He met with supporters for one-on-one and one-on-two discussions regarding a run to the White House...












"Will the Skinny White Guy throw his hat in the ring or not?" NBC's David Gregory said. "I don't like him because he said I look like Howdy Doody. My mom says that's a lot of bunk."

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