Sunday, October 29, 2006
THE CARDS ARE THE
2006 WORLD SERIES
CHAMPS!
While America was enjoying the Series, the Skinny White Guy was hard at work making sure things were safe.
Assigned to a multi-agency task force of intelligence, security and law enforcement agencies, he used the latest technology employed by the U.S. Government.
Whether he was performing surveillance behind the scenes... (St. Louis is the home of Anheuser-Busch )
Or under cover, fitting in with the action on the field. He was way too busy to have any fun.
LATER
While America was enjoying the Series, the Skinny White Guy was hard at work making sure things were safe.
Assigned to a multi-agency task force of intelligence, security and law enforcement agencies, he used the latest technology employed by the U.S. Government.
Whether he was performing surveillance behind the scenes... (St. Louis is the home of Anheuser-Busch )
Or under cover, fitting in with the action on the field. He was way too busy to have any fun.
LATER
He took a few minutes to relax with an old friend.
When A. J. Jacobs of ESQUIRE reported that
a scientific study concluded that Scarlett owned the best pair of breasts in Hollywood, followed closely by Jessica Simpson and Salma Hayek, she wasn't pleased.
a scientific study concluded that Scarlett owned the best pair of breasts in Hollywood, followed closely by Jessica Simpson and Salma Hayek, she wasn't pleased.
"I'm sure my mom will be proud," she said . "You work hard making independent films for fourteen years and you get voted best breasts." Another survey, concluded that she has the second-most- kissable lips in the world, topped only by the epic mouth of Angelina Jolie.
When another magazine concluded that HE was the skinniest, whitest guy in the United States, he took it in stride but commented, "Sure I'm skinny and white... but I'm a lot more than that." In his typical low-key style, he let the issue drop.
When they made the cover of another magazine, the buzz around Hollywood could be heard all the way to the Big Apple.
When they made the cover of another magazine, the buzz around Hollywood could be heard all the way to the Big Apple.
"Want to play nurse and patient?" she asked. "I have this great costume for Halloween." Then she got deadly serious. "Who kisses better? Me or Angelina?"
"We should determine this scientifically," he said.
"You are sooo skinny and sooo white. I can't get you out of my mind," she whispered.
"You are sooo skinny and sooo white. I can't get you out of my mind," she whispered.
"A mind is a terrible thing to waste," he said.
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