Thursday, October 12, 2006
DALLASWhen T.O. decided to write a children's book, his agent contacted the Skinny White Guy. "He is interested in giving something back to the community. He wants to share all that he's learned with the children."
They worked with a group of prestigious editors to refine the concept and help T.O. create LITTLE T. LEARNS TO SHARE, which is absolutely wonderful since Big T. never did.
WHEN ALBERT HAYNESWORTH stomped on Andre Gurode's head, people didn't understand. He was suspended for five games.
WHEN ALBERT HAYNESWORTH stomped on Andre Gurode's head, people didn't understand. He was suspended for five games.
"But, Coach, he had a BIG old bug on his head," Albert cried. "You know I am frightened by large insects."
Albert's agent arranged for him to work with the Skinny White Guy on a children's book of his own.
HOW BUBBA GOT HIS BIG ASS BUSTED was a huge hit with kids and librarians alike.
Later, before an interview on the CBS Nightly News, Katie came to the Skinny White Guy's dressing room.
"I was really touched by the book," she said fighting back tears. "I knew that it was you behind that magnificent prose." The Skinny White Guy handed Katie his handkerchief and began to sing I BELIEVE THAT CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE.
"I was really touched by the book," she said fighting back tears. "I knew that it was you behind that magnificent prose." The Skinny White Guy handed Katie his handkerchief and began to sing I BELIEVE THAT CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE.
Then she whispered, "Are you still seeing that repugnant b_tch Dianne Sawyer?"
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