Friday, September 29, 2006
WASHINGTONThe call came from the Secretary of State. They both showed up in Washington at the same time. They don't get along. The Afghans call Kabul "Little Dallas." The Prime Minister's limosine is blue with a silver star. He calls Jerry Jones "Bubba."
His Exellency the President was in town promoting his new book and checking on Mark Brunell's elbow at Redskin Park.
His Exellency the President was in town promoting his new book and checking on Mark Brunell's elbow at Redskin Park.
When he said he was glad that T.O's finger was broken it got ugly...
When he said that he would have liked to break it himself, the Secretary called the Skinny White Guy to diffuse the situation.
He got them both seats in the owner's box for the next Cowboy's -Redskin's game at FedEx Field.
Then he called the Secretary of Defense. "We'll need half a dozen Delta Force members in the stadium that day," he said.
He recounted the diplomatic coup during a break on a TV talk show.
LATER
LATER
"When I heard you were a CIA agent I wasn't surprised," she said. "El Flaco Blanco," she whispered. "That is soooo sexy. Did you really plant that evesdropping device in Fidel?'
"You wouldn't want to blow my cover, would you?" he asked.
She paused for a moment, flaring her nostrils and reached for his hand. There was a quiver in her voice. "You are sooo skinny and sooo white!"
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