Saturday, November 18, 2006
CHICAGO
November is Alzheimer's Disease Awareness Month, COPD Awareness Month, Diabetes Awareness Month, Epilepsy Awareness Month, Healthy Skin Month, Jaw Joints - TMJ Awareness Month, Lung Cancer Awareness Month, Pancreatic Cancer Awareness Month and PH (Pulmonary Hypertension) Awareness Month.
Oprah asked the Skinny White Guy to check her out for all of them- on the air.
"You really want me to get undressed on TV?" she asked.
"In the interest of public health," he said.
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She confided to the Skinny White Guy and 49 million viewers that she hadn't been invited to Tom and Katie's wedding in Bracciano Italy.
He told her of the wonderful time he had at a wedding in Italy years ago.
He also told her about the time he interviewed Tom on television.
He told her of the wonderful time he had at a wedding in Italy years ago.
He also told her about the time he interviewed Tom on television.
"Skinny, you just don't understand," Tom said forcefully.
"No Tom," the Skinny White Guy said. "It's you that don't understand. You are a first rate dick-head."
Then he jumped on the couch and made Oprah giggle like a school girl. Then he told her that NOT going to the wedding was going to be a better time.
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Then he jumped on the couch and made Oprah giggle like a school girl. Then he told her that NOT going to the wedding was going to be a better time.
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They decided to take their own trip to Italy.
"How much did you say Steadman bench-presses?" he asked.
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"How much did you say Steadman bench-presses?" he asked.
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