Wednesday, May 14, 2008
ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL
Old Bubba is on the road, charming voters in his version of the Straight Talk Express, complete with fluffy pillows and satin sheets.
When he's not in the office, he's on the phone appealing to the Super Delegates.
Using the old Clinton charm to woo them into electing the first woman president.
"That was a song by Tommy Tune," he told a voter in Oregon. "I like it. By the way, what's your phone number?"
Evenings were spent caucusing in his mobile office. "Who says young people are all voting for Obama?" Bubba said between swigs of Corona.
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