Tuesday, January 01, 2008
ALL EYES ARE ON IOWA
Ms. Clinton went for the jugular, underscoring her opponent's lack of foreign policy experience.
Ms. Clinton went for the jugular, underscoring her opponent's lack of foreign policy experience.
"And I have hosted state dinners for the heads of every major country in the world," she said. "Has he done anything close?"
A heckler disrupted her and had to be taken away, babbling something that began with "I believe..."
In short order Senator Obama responded by flying to Pamplona Spain. "International experience?" he shouted. "This is worse than riding the EL Midway Line."
In short order Senator Obama responded by flying to Pamplona Spain. "International experience?" he shouted. "This is worse than riding the EL Midway Line."
To the crowd's astonishment, she finished her speech with a duet with Fred's old girlfriend Lorrie Morgan.
But then the other candidates turned on her. Knowing that the only way to stop a runaway train is to derail it.
Backstage. Bubba wondered what it was like for Fred... riding around Tennessee in his pickup truck with Lorrie.
But it was even worse for Fred, who wondered just what the hell he was doing running for President anyway.
But it was even worse for Fred, who wondered just what the hell he was doing running for President anyway.
Then he made a stunning announcement...
"I have accepted the job as head coach of the Baltimore Ravens Football Club. Brian Billick is going to run for President, and I wish him luck. He is at least as qualified as the other candidates.
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