Tuesday, November 06, 2007
KING TUTThere were always questions about the Boy King's death. Was he murdered? The Skinny White Guy went to the Valley of the Kings to investigate
It wasn't an easy trip... many grains of sand have been swept across the desert by the winds since Tut was buried. The Skinny White Guy had to use his best forensic skills.
He personally examined the body and then had it flown to a facility for medical tests.
His findings were remarkable. Tut still had a blood alcohol level of .20 ... the Skinny White Guy's theory that the King had been chariot racing with his cousin Walter after a bout of beer drinking was proven to be true.
Tut may be the new face of "Don't Let Friends or Pharaohs drink and drive."
His custom chariot seat will be displayed to reinforce the need to wear seatbelts.
Back in the U.S. he shared the news with his favorite group of Egyptologists.
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