Skinny White Guy

The candidates were lined up on stage preaching unity when moderator George Stephanopoulos wrinkled his nose. "WHO FARTED?" he asked. It took only moments for them to break ranks.

























Behind the scenes there never was much unity.










But the Dems aren't the only ones with problems. Rudy's hand picked successor, RINO (Republican In Name Only) Michael Bloomberg went back to his roots and is trying to decide whether to try to buy the office of President of the United States.

Is anyone going to ask Rudy what happened?
























"Mr. Giuliani, care to make a comment on the man you hand picked to succeed you as Mayor of New York?"













In a shocking display of his ability to think on his feet, the former NY Mayor lit an H. Upmann Monarca. "I've said and done some dumb things in my life... marriages, my position on abortion, rooting for the Red Sox and supporting Mayor Bloomberg.. Let me be clear on this, if elected I'll lift the embargo on Cuban cigars. Cuba libre!"

He exhaled a blast of chianti-laced cigar smoke that choked the camera crew and continued. "And since when does NBC hire Howdy Doody as a reporter?"













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