Friday, March 16, 2007
ABOARD AIR FORCE ONE
"Skinny, I think Al has stepped in it big time, this time and might not be able to scrape it off his shoes," the Big W said as they cruised at 36,000 feet. "I need you to see if you can do some damage control on this thing and quiet it down."
LATER THAT DAY
The Attorney General described his plan for replacing the fired Assistant Attorneys General with better qualified candidates.
"Our goal is to appoint the best qualified and hardest working attorneys to conduct the people's business," he said at a press conference. "Once you've met them, you'll know that this has nothing to do with politics."
Then the candidates were introduced to the press. When asked about his legal training by NBC's David Gregory, Mr. T replied "Shut-up you Howdy Doody looking fool!"
LATER BEFORE THE SENATE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE
"Are we to believe that all this has been done to promote the effectiveness of the Federal Court system?" asked the ranking Republican member of the committee.
"What other reason could there be?" responded the Senator from Texas. "Both Mr. T and Kermit the Frog were published in the most recent edition of the MUPPET'S LAW REVIEW."
Then they hit the public relations circuit, giving the public a real chance to get to get to know the candidates...
During a session on CSPAN, Kermit spoke at length on the Constitutional implications of New York's trans-fat ban.
Support for Mr T and Kermit gushed out of Hollywood.
LATER ON LARRY KING LIVE
"Alberto "Big Boy" Gonzales," Larry shouted at the opening of the show. "Will he stay or go?"
The Skinny White Guy sipped his Bud and prepared to do some fast talking.
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