Saturday, September 02, 2006
When the Secretary of State needed a diplomat to visit Japan with a trade delegation she sent the Skinny White Guy. (naturally)
The Prime Minister said “Tell the Democlats and Lepubricans I wish them a sucessful erection in the fall.”
“Arigato gozaimasu, Mr. Prime Minister,” the Skinny White Guy said. “I will deliver your message."
“It is avery important erection,” the Prime Minister said.
“Yes, very important,” the Skinny White Guy said in his best Diplomatic Corps voice.
Back in Washington at a formal dinner at the Royal Netherlands Embassy
"I understand the Prime Minister asked you to deliver a message," she said.
"Dance closer Senator," the Skinny White Guy said.
The Prime Minister said “Tell the Democlats and Lepubricans I wish them a sucessful erection in the fall.”
“Arigato gozaimasu, Mr. Prime Minister,” the Skinny White Guy said. “I will deliver your message."
“It is avery important erection,” the Prime Minister said.
“Yes, very important,” the Skinny White Guy said in his best Diplomatic Corps voice.
Back in Washington at a formal dinner at the Royal Netherlands Embassy
"I understand the Prime Minister asked you to deliver a message," she said.
"Dance closer Senator," the Skinny White Guy said.
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