Wednesday, October 18, 2006

 


WASHINGTON


The Skinny White Guy was called to the Nation's Capital.
"The President wants you to travel with me to Japan and meet with the foreign minister," the Secretary of State said. "Then he wants you to fly to Crawford and see him. I think it has something to do with the situation in North Korea."



As usual, they had a smashing time together.







He introduced the foreign minister to American beer during their meeting. "This doesn't make me act as clazy as Saki does," he said. "Rast meeting with Dr. Lice, the Saki made me talk too much. She have the nice regs, no?"






CRAWFORD
"Skinny, we have to do something about that crazy sumbitch in North Korea," he said.
"I have a suggestion sir," the Skinny White Guy said. "I think he feels isolated. Perhaps it's time to create a dialog with him, in the interest of peace and tranquility. I think you should invite him to the ranch sir.""




LATER

"Dick, I thought I'd give you your Christmas present early. I thought maybe you and Skinny could do some bird hunting here at the ranch with an old friend of mine."







"Okay Kim Jong Il," the Skinny White Guy said. I'm going to throw you this bird. All you have to do is catch it and throw it back to Dick."







THE FOLLOWING SUNDAY ON FACE THE NATION
"It was a real tragedy Bob," the Skinny White Guy said. "I can't understand what happened."








Then the Skinny White Guy flew to California for the rest of the weekend. "Were you frightened when the accident happened?" she asked.
"Of course," he said. "It was all just so unexpected. One minute he was there playing with a pheasant, and the next..." "I think you need a hug," she said.



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