Skinny White Guy

The Skinny White Guy was preoccupied with the Tango when he received an IM about the IMs in Washington.

DURING THE PRESS CONFERENCE

"We know they think we knew. But what they don't know is that we didn't know. But we know now. Is there anything else you want to know?"

"Brilliant!" whispered the Skinny White Guy.






In typical Washington style, attempts at damage control took various forms.

"Watch your head Mr. Speaker," the Skinny White Guy said. "I don't trust that guy. I don't think he's one of the locals."



LATER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE AISLE

"We'll get them to admit they knew," the Senators said in unison.

"How?" asked the Skinny White Guy.

"With these," they said as they pulled 45 caliber model 1911s. "We have permits to carry them you know. We're special."

"And you Senator?" he asked the Senator from Massachusetts.

""Er ah, I'll threated them with my cah," he said. "That's my automobile."

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# posted by Dave Diamantes @ 3:44 PM