Monday, September 11, 2006
When James Frey and Random House announced they will pay $2.35 million dollars to settle allegations that A MILLION LITTLE PIECES was fiction, the Skinny White Guy scheduled back to back appearances on Oprah and Larry King Live.
"My blog is not a memoir," he told Oprah. "In the interest of national security, some of the facts have been slightly altered."
Later, on Larry King Live
"May I ask you a couple of questions?" said the Skinny White Guy.
"The guest has turned the tables on the host. You got 30 seconds. GO!" Larry said
"Is it true you paint your bald spot?" asked the Skinny White Guy. "Did you really make prank phone calls to the Don & Mike Show?"
Later, Oprah appeared on Larry King Live. "He’s sooo skinny and sooo white that he almost looks green. And he’s subtly losing his hair," Oprah said. "His blog is a story of redemption."
"Have you tried the corn beef in the cafeteria downstairs?" King asked.
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