Skinny White Guy

WASHINGTON

The Skinny White Guy headed straight from Burbank to D.C. after his appearance on the game show.

"Madame Secretary," he said, "I regret that my statements may be misinterpreted. I attempted to apologize to Mr. Macaca, but the press is making hay with the story. This thing has a life of its own."

"There is only one thing to do," she said. "Get you out of the country."



LONDON

When Her Majesty requested the Secretary of State to post the Skinny White Guy
to the U.S. Embassy in London, he knew he was in for some hard work.

"They tell me you're quite the judge of horse flesh," she said dryly.

"I've appeared on the VIEW, Your Majesty," he said