Skinny White Guy

ROME

The Skinny White Guy made a quick stop on the way home. "Were you able to get an answer for me?" he asked.

"Yes Your Holiness," the Skinny White Guy said. "The NSA analysts ran the data using multiple algorithms." Then he leaned forward and in a low whisper delivered the message. "Take the Yankees in six games."





When he landed in Denver the following day, his whirlwind trip to Europe and the political difficulties involving Bernard Macaca were distant memories.















He wowed rodeo fans and brought down the house when he wiped Buster the bull's nose with his handkerchief after riding him to win the championship.






Later, on his least favorite television program

"I think he's just dweamy," she said. "I wuv wodeo widers."

"I can't stand him," shouted the belligerent co-host. "He's sooo skinny, and sooo white."

"Yes, isn't he wuvwy?"

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