Skinny White Guy

NEW YORK

September is Prostate Awareness Month. When Dianne Sawyer said she wanted to get together and discuss the ins and outs of prostate health, the Skinny White Guy took the train to New York.

"It's such a fascinating subject," she said. "I get goose bumps just hearing you talk about it."

Then she asked about prostate exams...



The Skinny White Guy offerred to show her how it's done... just a simulation of course-- in the interest of public education.

MEANWHILE AT THE U.N.
"I personally performed the prostate exam on Fidel," he shouted. There were gasps in the Security Council Meeting.





As the Skinny White Guy prepared to perform a digital exam on live television, there was bedlam in the U.N.

"During my exam I discovered this!" he shouted. "An electronic evesdropping device. We suspect it was the CIA!" There was hushed silence as the American Ambassador removed his headphones and exited the room. "We think it was the American agent, El Flaco Blanco! The Skinny White Guy!"

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# posted by Dave Diamantes @ 4:56 AM