Monday, September 18, 2006
LANDSDOWNE, VIRGINIA
When Tony Snow needed a day away from the White House to participate in a charity golf tournament, he lined up the Skinny White Guy as a stand-in. "Nothing much will happen," Snow said. "Everybody will be too upset about the Redskins game. First they will be in denial. Then it will really get sad."
Things got ugly when a persistent reporter tried to take advantage of the new kid in town.
"What kind of question is that? Whether the President wears boxers or briefs isn't any body's business," the Skinny White Guy quipped. "Are you forgetting who is in office?"
"Where did they get a skinny white guy like you to do a White House Briefing," the reporter asked.
Where did NBC get a reporter that looks like Howdy Doody?" the Skinny White Guy said.
Bernard Macaca of CNN later reported being uncomfortable with the hostility.
That evening on the NBC News:
"And I think it's pretty obvious, I don't look like Howdy Doody."
skinny.white.guy@hotmail.com
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When Tony Snow needed a day away from the White House to participate in a charity golf tournament, he lined up the Skinny White Guy as a stand-in. "Nothing much will happen," Snow said. "Everybody will be too upset about the Redskins game. First they will be in denial. Then it will really get sad."
Things got ugly when a persistent reporter tried to take advantage of the new kid in town.
"What kind of question is that? Whether the President wears boxers or briefs isn't any body's business," the Skinny White Guy quipped. "Are you forgetting who is in office?"
"Where did they get a skinny white guy like you to do a White House Briefing," the reporter asked.
Where did NBC get a reporter that looks like Howdy Doody?" the Skinny White Guy said.
Bernard Macaca of CNN later reported being uncomfortable with the hostility.
That evening on the NBC News:
"And I think it's pretty obvious, I don't look like Howdy Doody."
skinny.white.guy@hotmail.com
THE RIGHT THING IN SIXTY MINUTES at
www.5thstoryreview.com
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