Sunday, September 10, 2006
KALIFORNIAWhen recordings of the Governor's statements characterizing a Latina member of the State Assembly as "having that hot blood" were leaked to the L.A. Times, his staff went into damage control mode. Naturally, they called on the Skinny White Guy for help.
They decided to turn the tables and make the Governor's politically incorrect statements his new mantra with environmentally conscious California voters.
"And you can help the enfirement and safe on your heating bills if you hook up with a Latina. They haff the hot bloot you know."
Later on I-80
"Don't slow down Governor," the Skinny White Guy said. "They're gaining on us!"
"How far are we going?" the Governor shouted.
"Aren't there a lot of Republicans in Arizona?"
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