Skinny White Guy

KALIFORNIA

Unlike the tree-huggers, the Governator based his support of the cap on greenhouse emissions on scientific logic.

"We haff millions of Latinas in Kalifornia.," he said. "They haff dat hot bloot you know. If we don't do somsing, efferything will burn up!"

The Skinny White Guy met with him and his top economic advisor. When asked about the impact of the new regulation, the economic advisor shouted "Shut-up fool!" to a reporter.





The Skinny White Guy headed for Wall Street and convinced the financial market that the Governator was right.

The Dow started upward. The excitement was palpable. The U.N. Ambassador brought the new Undersecretary along to introduce him. When asked if the Department of State was being truthful regarding Franco-American relations, the Undersecretary shouted "You can't handle the truth," and muttered something about hairy-legged French women.




LATER, while appearing on a news program...

"This not wearing pants on camera is extremely liberating," she whispered.

"Just wait until the air-conditioner kicks on," he said.








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