Saturday, September 09, 2006
Camp DavidThe Secretary was smearing the Ambassador during a marathon horseshoe pitching session. When the Ambassador suggested a small wager, the Secretary agreed and won the next round.
Then they went double or nothing... three times. The Secretary was taken to the cleaners. But it got worse. After the Ambassador threw a leaner, the Secretary tore his rotator cuff trying to knock it down.
Later, during a press conference
"As we know, there are known knowns," the Secretary said. "There are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns. That is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns, the ones we don't know we don't know." Then he nodded to the Skinny White Guy.
"I know this. The only person I trust to perform my surgery is sitting right here beside me. And the UN Ambassador hustles horseshoes."
In the operating room the Secretary was less combative.
"It won't be long Mr. Secretary," the Skinny White Guy said as he reached for the scalpel.
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Later, during a press conference
"As we know, there are known knowns," the Secretary said. "There are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns. That is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns, the ones we don't know we don't know." Then he nodded to the Skinny White Guy.
"I know this. The only person I trust to perform my surgery is sitting right here beside me. And the UN Ambassador hustles horseshoes."
In the operating room the Secretary was less combative.
"It won't be long Mr. Secretary," the Skinny White Guy said as he reached for the scalpel.
Skinny.white.guy@hotmail.com
www.5thstoryreview.com
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