Skinny White Guy

BURBANK, CA

Game show host isn't much different than spokesman or diplomat. When the network called, the Skinny White Guy took the next flight to the left coast.

"OH my, you are even skinnier and whiter than Bob!" she said in a throaty whisper. "Forget the prize baby, give momma some sugar."








They all loved him, and it was great fun until it was time to say goodbye. He remembered Big Bob's mantra, and out of respect signed off with it.




"Get your pets spayed or neutered," the Skinny White Guy said. "Oh, not you Mr. Macaca," he added. It hit the Skinny White Guy like a blow from a hammer. He had misspoken during public discourse. There would be a political price to pay. What price would be right for his political incorrectness?


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